This morning I flipped the television on at 8 a.m. while feeding the baby and there was a blast from the past - "Knight Rider."

Watching the show for a few minutes I was immediatly shocked by one simple fact: K.I.T.T., the super-futuristic car..... doesn't have leather interior. What I'm saying is.... I may be a stay-at-home Dad who drives a Kia, is overweight, gets very little sleep and no sex whatsoever.... but I have nicer upholstery then Michael Knight, so suck it.

At this point in my life, it's the little things that keep me going. Well, that and internet porn.