Transcript of an Instant Message conversation..

Booray: I called the guy from Verizon and he's going to come buy and try to fix the problem with the fax line.

Bobbi: OK

Booray: If he comes by and fixes it, you should probably blow him, or at least give him a handjob.

Bobbi: Are you willing to part with one of your limited supply?

Booray: Hmmm, let's see.... I'm not getting any now so, what's 0-1?