Stephen King writes an essay every week for the back page of Entertainment Weekly. This week he discusses television and say's (paraphrasing), "The perfect statement about T.V. was made in Rob Reiner's movie, "Stand By Me.""

That's great if you want to say that, really, but shouldn't you also point out that "Stand By Me" was based on a short story called "The Body" which was written by.... wait, I'll get it.... oh yeah, YOU!

I understand the need for talentless hacks (like me) to kiss their own ass in print but Stephen King?!